Bookkeeper Allan

''For the transcript, see /Transcript "" is the 3rd episode of the American adult comedy series Anitales: 2021 Series, it first aired on in March 30, 2021. it was written by Kevin M. Kruse and Charles Preston, and directed by Benjamin Hollingsworth.

Summary
Mary accidentally dents the car while at the gas pump and worries about the consequences he could face.

Plot
Sue asks Big Pauly to give her another two pounds ten shillings for the dress she will be wearing to the Cheltenham Races. Two men meet with Big Pauly at The Karin Pub while Sue listens in from behind a wall. They tell Big Pauly that they would pay good money for the stolen guns from the BSA factory, should the Porret Station Addition gang be in possession of them. Sue follows an IRA man Nye and when he catches her, he fights with her. She uses her own gun that she was hiding in her purse to kill him. Prudence tells Big Pauly that Sasha and Cooper haven’t left the city.

Big Pauly tells Prudence that he promised the coppers that Cooper wouldn’t come back. Prudence tries to offer Cooper 200 pounds and a ticket to New Horik for him and Nye. Cooper says he’ll sleep on it. Inspector Barrow and Sue meet at the museum. Big Pauly warns Roy that the big family is going to be at the Vandalism races, and that they are planning on robbing Joanne’s bookies. Nye tells Big Pauly that he has no idea what is going on, and Big Pauly tells him that the Porret Station Addition have the stolen machine guns. He also shows Nye The Karin Pub and tells him that it is his.

Cooper puts a gun to Big Pauly's head and returns the money that Prudence had given them to get out of town. Cooper asks Big Pauly about the stolen guns. Big Pauly pulls a gun on him and tells him the marriage to his sister will not stand. Mr. Karta threatens Big Pauly, telling him that Penny will be thrown in jail for sedition if Big Pauly does not deliver Cooper to the police. Big Pauly has another nightmare of the War. Jake wakes him up from it and tells him that an IRA man -- the man that Sue killed -- has been shot, and they're blaming it on the Porret Station Addition. Big Pauly tells him to ask for a parley, because there's been a misunderstanding and they don't want any trouble.

The next morning, Big Pauly and Sue head to the Vandalism Races, while the Porret Station Addition get ready to stop the big family at the races. The pair sneak in the back way and present themselves under different names. Big Pauly makes a deal with Rita. He offers members of the Porret Station Addition as security for Rita, in exchange for five percent of the money they save from being taken, as well as 3 legal betting pitches at every race north of the River Seven. Rita says yes to the deal, adding that he wants to have Sue for two hours. Big Pauly tells Sue to go on with Rita alone while he finishes up with the accountant.

Sue and Rita are in Rita's house and tries to force himself on her. Big Pauly bursts in and tells Rita that she is a whore who has the clap. Big Pauly and Sue drive back from the races together. Sue asks him why he changed his mind, and he doesn't answer.

Allan tries to get the dent out of his mind, someone he encounters always seems to bring it up.

Quotes
Big Pauly: Oh, I don’t pay for suits. My suits are on the house, or the house burns down.

Cooper: You think I can’t handle Roy?

Prudence: You can’t. I’m having trouble myself these days and I’m twice the man you are.

Roy: People keep asking me questions that I don’t know the answer to. You’ve gone soft, Roy.

Allan: You’ve spent two thirds of your life in pubs, just pour it instead of drinking it.

Roy: Allan, what’s our mission, boy?

Wally: To stick it to the Lee family Roy!

Cooper: They gave us the worst job, Roy.

Big Pauly: Yeah.

Roy: And we fucking volunteered.

Allan: You’re in Roy’s army now, boys. Trust only kin.

Big Pauly: Come on, posh girl. Earn your three quid.

The PSA Guys: Told you, Rita. He’s got some balls, that one.

Allan: I commandeer this stolen money, by order of the PSA.

Sue: I hope this doesn't involve razor blades.

Big Pauly: I've decided to move up in the world. Become a legitimate businessman.

Sue: My gosh, you're serious.

Big Pauly: I'm always serious. With all the strikes and troubles, you can’t depend on the police. And anyway, we’re more honest.

Sue: Do you think I’m a whore?

Big Pauly: Everyone’s a whore, Sue. We just sell different parts of ourselves.

Sue: I’m a clause in a contract?

Big Pauly: If you want to be part of my organisation, you have to make sacrifices.

Sue: Start of the day I was Lady Joanne. By the end I was a whore with the clap. You’re a fucking bastard, offering me like that. But then you changed your mind. Why did you change your mind, Big Pauly?

Trivia

 * Nye does not appear, marking the first episode in which Roy is seen without her.
 * Rita appears but has no speaking lines in this episode.
 * Prudence says that she used to dress Big Pauly up and stopped before things got serious; when Big Pauly found out, she said that it was his dead twin sister.
 * We find out that Roy and Aaron met playing charades at Jeerer's party nights.
 * Allan says that Roy stopped smoking but in others episodes, his plots revolve around cigars such as bandit, action, suspense, laughs, and romance.

Goofs

 * Allan and Rita go to Mega-Mart to buy burgers for Joanne and they end up buying lots of other things because of Roys' new found love for the shop as well.
 * Allan says that he and Roy met while playing charades and when he didn't know how to act his clue out, he was doing a specific gesture that Roy acts out as "Casablanca".
 * Rita says that her mother was hard on her growing up because back then everything was Prudence, and Sue, referring to the two activist, feminist writers and journalist respectively.