Jack Takes Me and My Johnson

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"" is the 7th episode of AniTales, It first aired on Greeny Channel in November 13, 2005, The episode was written by Gary Barlow, and directed by Michael McFaul.

Summary
Mitchell messes up his tryout as a boxing announcer when he reveals private information about a boxer. Meanwhile, Jack and Emily are KO'd by a bantamweight: Emma.

Plot
A large moving van pulls into the driveway of a home next door to the Mitchell's residence. A strapping, all-American father and his teenage son hop out of the vehicle, drawing words of approval from Mitchell and his friends. But the man explains he was hired to move the belongings of another family, and points to a minivan as it pulls into the driveway. When a Laotian family, the Clarkias, steps out, Mitchell's jaw drops in disbelief. Telling his buddies that "a neighbor's a neighbor," Mitchell walks next door and introduces himself. He meets Jennifer Clarkias, his wife, Joey, and their daughter, Mindy.

Mindy explains that he and his family moved from Laos to California, where they lived for twenty years. Emily invites the family to her home for dinner. For dessert, Emily serves up her Brown Jen, the recipe for which is a closely guarded family secret. As the Clarkias leave the house, Joey makes a remark regarding Emily's large feet. The next day, Mitchell discovers his Adult Drugs, being mounted by Joey's West Highland Terrier, Derris. Mitchell tells Mindy his dog should be "breeding with her own kind," prompting Jen to call Mitchell a "narrow-minded redneck."

Joey apologizes to Emily for getting off to a bad start during dinner. She invites the Mitchell to join her family for a barbecue. Emily accepts the offer. During the meal, Joey serves up Emily's Brown Betty with an added dash of nutmeg. Mitchell is furious that Joey was able to figure out the recipe. Meanwhile, Jack and Jen give chase when Derris runs off into the neighborhood. Relations between Mitchell and Joey thaw the moment Mitchell takes a bite of Joey's barbecued hamburger. Mitchell calls it "the best damn burger I ever ate." Jen, however, abstains from tasting the burger, noting the dog's empty leash lying on the ground.

Refusing to believe his neighbors would cook dog, Mitchell does some investigating on his own. After overhearing, and misconstruing, a conversation between Joey and the dog pound, Mitchell concludes the burger was made of Derris. Meanwhile, Jack and Jen unleash Derris, hoping she will lead them to the missing Derris. When Mitchell discovers Derris's leash swinging in the breeze, he mistakenly concludes that his neighbors are using her to make hamburger. Mitchell bangs on the Clarkias' front door, demanding the return of his dog.

Joey threatens Mitchell with a baseball bat, but before the argument escalates, the two children race to the home and explain that they are responsible for the missing pets. Angered, both men send their children to their respective rooms without dessert. Noting how they punish their offspring the same way, Joey and Mitchell patch up their differences. The one dog return and Mitchell welcomes Joey to the neighborhood.

During the credits in the Mitchell's great kitchen, Emily shows Joey three different dishes asking for ways on how to improve them only for Joey to insist only Nutmeg be added to the first two. The third dish is rabbit stew, which Joey finds disgusting.